February 2009
36 posts
Ugh. It snowed again. IT'S FREAKING FEBRUARY!
Here are some pretty pictures I took.
I like chicken
I like liver
Meow Mix Meow Mix
Please deliver
Bradford officially moved out. Like, papers signed and everything. The room was reorganized. There is a crapload of room now. Feels empty… But I set up my Nerf guns well! The day itself was mildly boring. I woke up at noon and by the time I was dressed and stuff, Bradford was here and we took down his bed and fixed the room up. After that, I lolligagged until about 4:30pm when I finally ate....
Blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I lost a raffle.
To win a DS.
And other various prizes.
To a white guy.
Who won 2 prizes.
At a Japanese culture event.
Midterm; Haircut
Took a midterm. I think I either did decent or screwed up hardcore. Whatevs.
Got a haircut by Lauren, Gabe’s girlfriend. It turned out nice, I got some advice on shampoo, and she told me to trim my goatee. It was just over $10, so it’s pretty cheap, too! Plus they wash your hair twice, which I love.
I… Studied today… A lot…
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A Problem; A Calling?
So, I got my first issue of TIME magazine today. I flipped through, read a few articles, and stopped when I saw a list of articles about religion and its healing powers. The firs article was a guy who asked a reverend, a doctor (radiology and psychiatry), and another doctor (psychiatry) about faith and whether science should delve into it. I read it more closely than I had with the prior articles....
Ughhhhh
So, I find that it is really hard for me to will myself to study. I think I’m going to take a class next quarter that will teach me to have better study habits. They were telling me about that when I was asking them about my academic warning.
Anyways, boring day. But it was very nice outside! I even sat out in the quad and read for a while.
Other than that, normal day.
I sorta just now realized that titles are optional. Go me.
Anyways, boring day. Seriously. But I decided to take a break from working out to study for my Christianity midterm. Suzie and I are gonna study together on Thursday. She’s studying Psych while I study Christianity. Good stuff.
Uh. Yeah… I tried to study some today but I didn’t get much sleep. I got like 20 pages read...
Okie pokie. So, President's Day. I think...
Didn’t do much. Mostly sat around trying to will myself to do homework. Sometime I think I should lock way my laptop, but then I wouldn’t be able to write essays. Anyways, Brad got back today. Ken is still out there somewhere. Probably driving here now. Also, I got my first issue of Entertainment Weekly. Yeah, that’s about the highlight of my day.
Man, I keep forgetting to do this...
Sunday was boring anyways. Church, went back to school, CollegeHumor show, end. Yay!
Didn't do Saturday, so this is to make up for it
To sum up: I slept all day. Stayed up until 6, woke up at 8, went home, slept until 5, dinner, slept some more.
Valentines Day Eve
You better believe I didn’t do shiatsu today!
Woke up at 11:45am. I lolligagged until about 12:30pm when I called Ryan up to have lunch with him. In the end, the asshole made me go up to the cluster to eat.
Left at like 1:00pm and went to buy some smokes. Shawn and I were gonna hang out.
Got back to the room at like 1:30pm. I decided to skip History because I felt like it.
Shawn texted...
A noble man
Don: chris
Chris: hi
Don: we are about to have a very serious conversation
Chris: lol
;o
Don: Would you rather smoke pot or Black and Milds?
Chris: whats black and milds
lol
Don: a cigar known for it's good taste
Chris: uh
im not sure
Don: hmm
i'll make the choice more complicated
Chris: lol
Don: if you choose pot, you will get sacktapped everyday. if you choose B&M, you will shit rocks.
Chris: ..
how long would you be pooping
lol
Don: Depends on how much you ate
Chris: oh
the eff
is this for a class or something
Don: nope
just for fun
Chris: ;o
Don: i'll show you the same conversation with another person after you're done
Chris: lol
smoke pot?
dunno
fire ddong hurts enough
so its times x10000
Don: ok then
Now we add to the scenario. If you choose to smoke pot, you are given the gift to change one person forever, or even delete their existence. If you choose to continue smoking B&M, you are rewarded $10,000 for ever B&M you smoke.
Chris: smoke pot
wait
depends on what change implies
Don: Anything
Where they live, their personality, their physical appearance, their health
Chris: o
smoke pot
Don: Now we further add. If you choose pot, you will be Rickrolled every hour of every day. Even as you sleep, you will be Rickrolled in your dreams. If you choose B&M, Pokemon becomes real and you will forever be stuck with a level 5 Magikarp with only Splash.
Chris: lmao
i never understood rickroll
i just know its some music video thing
Don: It just gets annoying after you get rickrolled over and over
It'll be like this
You're having a dream about a girl
you two are about to do whatever
Chris: LOL
Don: you look over and blink
after that blink, you are watching the rickroll video
Chris: eh
uh
Don: or in real life
you're trying to order some food
Chris: once every hour?
Don: once every hour
Chris: this is hard
smoke pot
lol
magikarp
eff that
people will be showing me up
Don: lol
ok now
Now the consequence of pot is that there will no longer be color in the world. Just black, white, and gray. The consequence of B&M is that there will no longer be music. Any and all sounds will be the same note.
Chris: i can live with no color
Don: so pot then
ok, final addition
Pot: your family/friends die. B&M: everyone else dies.
Chris: the eff
LOL
messed up
Don: Very
Chris: everyone else dies
D:
Don: So in the end you switch from everything pot would have given you or kept from happening just to save your friends and family?
Chris: um
yea
So, in the end he chooses the illegal substance.
Don: We are going to having a serious conversation starting now. Would you rather smoke pot or Black and Milds?
Danny: What's Black and Milds?
Don: A cigar. Recently has gained popularity due to it's sweet taste and addictiveness
Danny: I can't answer if I don't know what they are. Oh, okay. Um... pot I guess.
Don: And why is that? Also, have you smoked pot before? Do you smoke pot now? If so, how often?
Danny: I've never smoked either and I at least knew what pot is. Plus if I'm going to be asked which I'd prefer to smoke, I 'd have to go with the one that gets you hight.
*high.
Don: Ok, now let's say all the pot in the world doubled in price and a new consequence appeared when you smoked pot: you got sacktapped. Now which would you smoke?
Danny: sacktapped?
Nvm
Don: Someone hits your sack hard
Danny: I think I can gues
Yup, that's what I thought.
This is hard to answer since I don't begin with, but hypothetically speaking I think I would stop.
Don: You cannot stop smoking.
You must always smoke something.
There is no alternative.
Danny: Okay, I didn't get that part of the question.
So I choose one or the other no matter the scenario?
Don: Yes
Danny: Okay, so interpret my "I would stop" above as I would switch from pot.
Don: Ok, now we add to the scenario. If you choose to smoke pot, you are given the gift to change one person forever, or even delete their existence. If you choose to continue smoking B&M, you are rewarded $10,000 for ever B&M you smoke.
Danny: People over money. Pot
Don: Now we further add. If you choose pot, you will be Rickrolled every hour of every day. Even as you sleep, you will be Rickrolled in your dreams. If you choose B&M, Pokemon becomes real and you will forever be stuck with a level 5 Magikarp with only Splash.
Danny: Rickrolled as in link to the music video?
And is this in addition to the previous statements?
Don: Yes. Everything is an addition. The Rickroll could be just the song, the music video, or some other form.
Danny: B&M
Don: Now the consequence of pot is that there will no longer be color in the world. Just black, white, and gray. The consequence of B&M is that there will no longer be music. Any and all sounds will be the same note.
Danny: Pot, even if I get rickrolled and sacktapped. lol
Don: Pot: your family/friends die. B&M: everyone else dies.
Danny: Still pot
Is this going somewhere?
Don: Absolutely nowhere
Danny: Okay.
Don: I'm just gonna stick this on my blog.
Danny: Are you coming up with it yourself? Or taking it from somewhere?
Don: Mahself
Thirsty Thursday!
Not really. Boring, mostly. I’m gonna be lazy writing this up.
English. Boring.
Northgate Mall. Target. Nerf guns, boxer shorts, tool kit, cooking pot.
History. Boring. I slept.
Dinosaurs. Boring.
Racquetball with Tom.
Dinner.
Modded Nerf guns.
Now I’m here.
*People*
Tom: Duh.
W-W-W-Wednesday!
Ok, I’m just gonna go through the boring stuff real fast.
Woke up at 8:30am, shower, skip breakfast, English, listened to bitches bitch.
Started laundry.
Went to QFC and got chicken noodle soup for Lucy and me.
Put laundry in dryer.
Tried to get a cheap pot, but none were available.
Lunch with Ryan.
Took out laundry from dryer, folded it, took it back to my room.
Facebook.
History...
Midterm Tuesday
Woke up, showered, ate a Poptart, went to English and listened to a bunch of girls talk about dudes. Really, this is serious effing business.
Studied. 4 hours. Ok, more like 30 minutes of those 4 hours… At like 1:30pm I went to eat a bit and grab a bubblesheet for the midterm in Dinosaurs.
History of Christianity. Learned about Popes and Councils. Good times, the Middle Ages.
Dinosaurs:...
Blaaaaaah Monday...
Woke up at 8:30am, my official new wake up time. Showers were all full when I went in, so I had to wait a few minutes. Luckily for me, though, the shower that opened was the second best (out of 4) and there was hot water. Good times.
Breakfast: 2 slices of bread and green tea. Outfit: Husky t-shirt, jeans, flipflops. Weather: FUCKING COLD!!! Yeah, I froze my toes off.
I got to English class and...
Boring Sunday
Woke up at 11. Had breakfast, worked out. Ran 1 hour, lifted weights, went back to the dorm. I chilled on Facebook for a long time. At like 6:30 I went to a lounge to watch the CollegeHumor show on MTV and did some homework. That took 2 hours. Now I’m here writing. Lovely day.
Edit: New~
Well, now it’s 10:55pm and an hour ago I went to get some food. Then I saw a shirt-making...
My First Saturday of Blogging about my Life
Ah, well, to start things off, I woke up at 11am. I decided nearly the second I woke up that I would go work out. I sat down at my desk, came up with my plan, sniffed myself to see if I stunk too much (I didn’t) and set off… For breakfast. I had scrambled eggs with green peppers, red peppers, ham, and cheese. Along with that I had french toast (they were out of pancakes) and a biscuit...
CollegeHumor Periodic Table of Vulgarity of the...
Meh. I quit doing this now.
So... A Friday...
Like every Friday this quarter, I stayed in bed late. But today I did something different: I worked out. I woke up, showered, got ready, and headed for breakfast! Where does working out come in? After I’ve eaten, of course. I had alfredo pasta. It was good.
After I had eat (Or maybe during. I don’t really know), I realized I lefgt my keys in my room. I thought, “Meh, I can get...
CollegeHumor Periodic Table of Vulgarity of the...
Words for Anus
Bt: Balloon Knot
I don’t get this one…
My Day
I decided I will now try to recollect my day every night so that one day I may come back and laugh. Or something like that… Hopefully nothing exciting happens after I write this.
Today I woke up at 7:30am, as usual, and really woke up at 8:30am, 10 minutes later than usual. Apparently Brad hit his head on the ceiling as he awoke and yelled ‘FUCK!’ really loud, but I can’t...
CollegeHumor Periodic Table of Vulgarity of the...
Words for Sex
Fs: Friendly Stabbing
Bacon Explosion: the Ultimate in Bacon BBQ →
Oh. My. God. I will make this, and eat it. I will die of heart, lung, liver, kidney, and everything else failure, but I will die a happy man.
CollegeHumor Periodic Table of Vulgarity of the...
Words for Breasts
Ch: Chest Udders
Bad News
Computer broke. Not like, ‘OMG I CAN’T TURN IT ON’ broke, but physically broken. One of the hinges for the screen is broken now. This is gonna cost a bitch and a half to fix =(
A Great Day
Today was a great day for me. Nearly everything went well (Well, except for waking up. But that never goes well. Oh, and I got a subpar shower today. It was hot, but no pressure at all). I go to english class and find out everyone has either not done their 5 page essay or theirs are just as bad as mine. Better yet, the professor extends the due date of the final draft by another 4 days! The class...
CollegeHumor Periodic Table of Vulgarity of the...
Pl: Planting a Baby
hilarysiegel:
Lily Allen “Fuck You”
I’m digging...