Feb 13
A noble man
- Don: chris
- Chris: hi
- Don: we are about to have a very serious conversation
- Chris: lol
- ;o
- Don: Would you rather smoke pot or Black and Milds?
- Chris: whats black and milds
- lol
- Don: a cigar known for it's good taste
- Chris: uh
- im not sure
- Don: hmm
- i'll make the choice more complicated
- Chris: lol
- Don: if you choose pot, you will get sacktapped everyday. if you choose B&M, you will shit rocks.
- Chris: ..
- how long would you be pooping
- lol
- Don: Depends on how much you ate
- Chris: oh
- the eff
- is this for a class or something
- Don: nope
- just for fun
- Chris: ;o
- Don: i'll show you the same conversation with another person after you're done
- Chris: lol
- smoke pot?
- dunno
- fire ddong hurts enough
- so its times x10000
- Don: ok then
- Now we add to the scenario. If you choose to smoke pot, you are given the gift to change one person forever, or even delete their existence. If you choose to continue smoking B&M, you are rewarded $10,000 for ever B&M you smoke.
- Chris: smoke pot
- wait
- depends on what change implies
- Don: Anything
- Where they live, their personality, their physical appearance, their health
- Chris: o
- smoke pot
- Don: Now we further add. If you choose pot, you will be Rickrolled every hour of every day. Even as you sleep, you will be Rickrolled in your dreams. If you choose B&M, Pokemon becomes real and you will forever be stuck with a level 5 Magikarp with only Splash.
- Chris: lmao
- i never understood rickroll
- i just know its some music video thing
- Don: It just gets annoying after you get rickrolled over and over
- It'll be like this
- You're having a dream about a girl
- you two are about to do whatever
- Chris: LOL
- Don: you look over and blink
- after that blink, you are watching the rickroll video
- Chris: eh
- uh
- Don: or in real life
- you're trying to order some food
- Chris: once every hour?
- Don: once every hour
- Chris: this is hard
- smoke pot
- lol
- magikarp
- eff that
- people will be showing me up
- Don: lol
- ok now
- Now the consequence of pot is that there will no longer be color in the world. Just black, white, and gray. The consequence of B&M is that there will no longer be music. Any and all sounds will be the same note.
- Chris: i can live with no color
- Don: so pot then
- ok, final addition
- Pot: your family/friends die. B&M: everyone else dies.
- Chris: the eff
- LOL
- messed up
- Don: Very
- Chris: everyone else dies
- D:
- Don: So in the end you switch from everything pot would have given you or kept from happening just to save your friends and family?
- Chris: um
- yea
